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well i moved accounts because i was ashamed of this one



so if u still lov me u kno u can always come to me wink kiss wink
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yisss

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I'm bored today so I stole dis frommm SneakyShenanigans


ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: Noooope. Unless you want to hang out then every day of my life dawg
B - BIRTHDAY: 21095 dawg
C - CRUSHING ON: My boyfraaaand I guess?
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: malk
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Chris in person, my boyfrand in text maaaaaaan
F - FAVORITE SONG: Uuuuuum I guess I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: bearsssss
H - HOMETOWN: Biloxi for birth, Gadsden for like my whole life. :U I hate both of them lol
I -  IN LOVE WITH: Not in love. But the closest to that would be my boyfraaaaand
J - JUGGLE: daphuq
K - KILLED SOMEONE: They call me da Dahmer of CoD loljk
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: I guess from Atlanta Georgia to Boston Massachusetts.
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Banirraaaa
:N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 2 half brothers and 2 half sistas
O - ONE WISH: to fall in loooooooooooove </gay>
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Steven I think
Q- QUICKIE: wot
R - REASON TO SMILE: When I get food or wooed by my Ponyboy. :U
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Crank It Up
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: like 9:40 to 10:30 or something. Fucking ew my sleeping late.
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR/PATTERN: navy blue yo
V - VEGETABLE(S): cereal? idk I threw up
W - WORST HABIT: being such a pussy about everything my boyfriend does or doesn't do
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: one for my ankle and one for my chest and back yo. My heart looks like a potato
Y – YOYOS ARE: fuck
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Libra

Random Questions About You:

Spell your name without vowels: m C Brgg
What color do you wear most?: red
Least favorite color?: why the fuck am I doing this meme
What are you listening to?: Get Smashed Gate Crashed
Are you happy with your life right now?: I'm pretty neutral about it
What is your favorite class in school?: Theatre because we literally do nothing
When do you start back at school/college?: Monday
Are you outgoing?: When I'm around people I know
Favorite pair of shoes?: my fancy Not Rated thingies I got for prom
Where do you wish you were right now?: In Oklahoma, kind of. :u

THE CANS:

Can you dance? Lol stop lying to yourself
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? If you give me like a good 10 minutes
Write with both hands? You can see how I wrote in kindergarten when I write with lefty
Walk with your toes curled? idk I haven't tried? :U

THE DO'S:

Do you believe there is life on other planets? Yessss
Do you believe in miracles? Not sure
Do you believe in magic? I want to. But no. :u
Love at first sight? Kind of
Do you believe in Satan? fffffff- kind of, but then no at the same time. hard to explainnn
Do you believe in Santa? No
Do you know how to swim? dog paddleeeee
Do you like roller coasters? Ohyes
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows? No because I'm a lady.

THE HAVES:

Have you ever been on a plane?  Yes
Have you ever asked someone out? yeahhhh
Have you ever been to the ocean? I take like two steps out the front door and there it is
Have you ever painted your nails? yup

THE WHATS:


What is the temperature outside? 79o
What radio station do you listen to? Retard-O-Bot most frequently
What was the last restaurant you ate at? Ichiban. Was tasty, but i think I threw up last night  because of it
What was the last thing you bought? Dinner for my sister and myself
What was the last thing on TV you watched? The New Guy. But dat was DVD if that counts

THE WHOS:

Who was the last person you IM'd? Mika's little brother
Who was the last person you took a picture of? myselffff
Who was the last person you said I love you to? Steven. :U >fagggg<

CRYING SECTION:

Ever really cried your heart out? Yeahhhhh
Ever cried yourself to sleep? yuppp
Ever cried over the opposite sex? dude like once every month at least lol
Do you cry when you get an injury? not often

HAPPY SECTION:

Are you a happy person? I guess so
What can make you happy? Affection
Do you wish you were happier? Yes
Can music make you happy? Makes me giddy

LOVE SECTION:

How many times have you had your heart broken? idk
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them? I told my boyfriend that if he ever rode a motorcylce, I'd have to ride it with him so that if he dies from an accident, I do too. :U idk if that counts though lol

LOOK AT IT.

What is your current hair color? Korea lady brown
Current piercings? ears
Have any tattoos? Nah
Eye color? Korea lady brown

IN A GIRL/BOY:  

Favorite eye color: I guess bluegrey with like yellowy flecks. :U
Short or long hair: not too long, but Ima be sad when Steven gets his cut. Aww
Height: talllllll
Best clothing: nothing stupid


HAVE YOU EVER:

Been to jail: Almost
Mooned someone: idr
Ran away from home: yeah
Laughed so hard you cried: Yepopp
Cried in school: yes
Thrown up in a store: thrown up in front of one at 11 at night lol. I'm classy
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: idk. :U

THIS OR THAT:

Pepsi or Coke: Cokeeeeee
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald'sssssssss
Single or Group Dates: Depends on who I'm supposed to be paying  more attention to
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Strawberries or Blueberries: strawburries
Meat or Veggies: I like dat beef injection
TV or Movie: Tv has movies, but either yo
Guitar or Drums: Both
Adidas or Nike: fuck
Chinese or Mexican: me Korea lady. Me like da asian food
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Meow
Cake or Pie: yes
MTV or VH1: VH1 dawg



kay I'm done.


I'm so bored kill me
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but tell me what to draw

in other words, how about some requests. I'll do like maybe one or two today and see if I can do some tomorrow.


If I forgot an art trade or request from a while ago, well here's your chance to get it now. :u


act fast guys


these are only hot for a whiiiiiiiile ;UUUU
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Anorexia
[x] You hate your body.
[x] You have starved yourself.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[x] You need to be skinnier.
[x] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
[x] You skip at least one meal a day.
[ ] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion.
Total: 6

ADHD
[ ] You are hyper most of the time.
[x] You barely pay attention to anything.
[x] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] You seem to never sit still.
[ ] You talk all the time.
[ ] You need attention 24/7.
[ ] You aren't very shy.
Total: 3

Bipolar Disorder
[x] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[x] You are very irritable.
[ ] You barely get any or no sleep.
[x] You have very high self esteem at times.
[I have useddd :U not abused] You have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] You have thought of/attempted suicide
[ ] You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know.
Total: 4

Bulimia Nervosa
[x] You've thrown up all your food at one time
[x] You thrown it up even when you don't feel sick.
[x] You have little control over how you eat.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[x] You eat fast.
[x] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[ ] You always say you are fat.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
Total: 5

Conduct Disorder
[x] You are a bully.
[x] You threaten other people.
[ ] You often find yourself in fights.
[x] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] You have raped/molested someone.
[x] You destroy property on purpose.
[ ] You always lie.
[x] You've stayed out all night.
[x] You have/attempted to run away from home.
Total: 6 oooh ima badass

Depression
[x] You are always, or normally, feel sad.
[ ] You always, or normally, are crying.
[ ] You find no hope in your future.
[x] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[x] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[x] You are anti-social.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[x] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 6

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[ ] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] You have harmed yourself.
[x] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS.
[x] You have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 5

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[x] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can't escape.
[x] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[X] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ ] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same
[ ] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You often talk to yourself.
Total: 6



and I'm gonna try and draw today



awwwwyeahhhhhhhh


please excuse my dickish ways of not drawing and please accept my creys



;-;
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hiii gaiiiz

1 min read
SO I haven't even started on my art trade yet because I'm a fggt ;_; I shall get on that ASAP, possibly sometime this upcoming week or the next weekend


aaaaaaaaand I really have no business on my computer anymore lol
that's why I don't come to dA anymore, I hate coming here on my phone. And I can't 4chon anymore because my boyfriend forbids ittttt


so I kind of am like never on my computer hhuuuuuurr

sorry guys. ;-; I know I only have like lol what 2 people that actually read these? WELL NOW THOSE 2 PEOPLE KNOW YEAHHH. :'D

okie dokesssssssss


I shall try and get one more often than I have been


which is like once a week now ffff


I shall try and make it



TWICE A WEEK


yessss


MacMuffin, out
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